foragecore:

me: [sees a 90s cis boy]

me: why cant i be you

axelinabox:

catchthesetearspunk:

durgeth:

johnnyjoestarrelatable:

johnnyjoestarrelatable:

my grandma’s watching fox news and i’m overhearing then losing their absolute shit over millennials not buying kraft singles

let’s be real though, it deserves to die.

it doesn’t taste anything like cheese.

Its not even allowed to be branded as “cheese” in most countries outside the US

samephonewhothis:

frawgs:

frawgs:

i just saw my cousin on tinder can i die shes gonna know i’m gay

WAIT THAT MEANS

yiffmaster:

i feel like this is 95% a sex thing but the 5% chance that this is entirely nonsexual scares me more

alpha-centaurius:

thenimbus:

blindbirdnerd:

i was just wondering if this had faded into the background noise of the internet yet, but nope, still very much here

this is still the best ditty.it ever made

iskinaary:

ask-link-the-hylian-champion:

iskinaary:

watching spiderverse makes me never wanna see another live action movie ever again like. why did we ever start making comic books into live action movies?? make it animated to explore the art form instead of trying to make it hyper realistic you fucking cowards

Okay but have you just concidered

Robert Downey Jr.

i have and i don’t care about him

potter-watching:

wistfully-woven:

Here’s how this is gonna go down. You go to a person’s ask box and ask them to be your prom date. On October 21st, 2012 you will dress up in formal (prom) attire and post your picture. Instead of buying corsages you will reblog your date’s prom picture. REBLOG THIS POST TO MAKE IT HAPPEN! [photocred]

this is ancient, a relic, a fossil, welcome everyone to my museum

distraughtlesbian:

You know when Christians do that thing where they “tip” money but it’s actually a fake bill with some kind of scripture on the back? I’m going to get some of those but print “I’m gay, fuck you” on them and put them in the salvation army buckets

atomicrez:

dollydelrey:

not to be nsfw but i wish someone was playing with my hair and giving me sweet kisses on the cheek and forehead rn

I want someone to suplex me into the concrete and sing the hot chocolate song from the Polar Express until I come back stronger and can smell more than 72 colors at a time

nobodyontheice:

peach94:

COOL DATE IDEA: take a really long nap with me

Scientifically and psychologically speaking, long periods of physical contact or just closeness stimulate chemicals in the brain that promote trust. If you’ve ever slept while cuddling somebody you just met, you know how incredibly comfortable you feel with them after you wake up, as if you’ve known each other for years. So yes, a long nap together is actually the ideal date if your goal is a relationship based on trust.

tchaikovskaya:

pileofknives:

remiivoxerplemii02:

galacticgateau:

me yesterday, in passing conversation, while my laptop is in another state: “haha you know what’s cool? those ceramic cups that are shaped like crumpled solo cups”

MY FUCKENING LAPTOP TODAY: 

like!!!!!!!!!!!!  I love how advertisements aren’t even PRETENDING anymore that our phones aren’t explicitly listening to us at all times, oh my fucking god. I hate this

This is so scary

This has only happened to me with things I’ve googled or searched for on Amazon TBH

my friends mom is an obgyn and she said the word speculum (not something u hear every day and not something my friend searched for at any point in time) and shortly after that ads for gynecological medical tools started showing up on both her phone and her laptop

thirstiest:

*spends a whole minute deciding whether to write u or you*